He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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