literally had 100 drinks last night.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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