well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So vagazzling was a success
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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