Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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