Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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