Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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