Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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