He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i may or may not be watching the land before time
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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