Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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