theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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