David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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