Me. At least after what I've been through.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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