pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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