Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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