ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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