I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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