dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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