Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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