why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We need to get me chipped asap
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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