This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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