Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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