I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Bring me that man meat
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