Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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