normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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