yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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