Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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