i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I forget how to act sober
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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