That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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