people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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