sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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