i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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