She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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