Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
