Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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