Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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