after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
how drunk are you?
Several
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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