Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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