u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Come see our sink grown plant.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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