It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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