we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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