Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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