we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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