Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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