You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i drank out of a bidet.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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