the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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