There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't deserve a penis
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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