i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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