I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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