if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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