I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Congratulations! We have a period
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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