I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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