alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
