About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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