im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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