Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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